Is this the Canadian version of a military invasion? 

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 01/12/2018 at 16:56 • Filed to: None

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Because if it is, I don’t disapprove of it.

Hello! Tim Hortons Soon to be open! Visit us at this shopping centre!

For Sweden > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 16:59

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Canada will burn your cities like they burn their coffee

not for canada - australian in disguise > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 17:02

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The sun never sets on the Canadian Empire.

First America.

Then Britain.

Now Mexico.

Soon the world.

bob and john > For Sweden 01/12/2018 at 17:02

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AND DONT YOU FORGET IT

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > For Sweden 01/12/2018 at 17:03

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Canadian coffee is worse than Starbucks?

EL_ULY > For Sweden 01/12/2018 at 17:04

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Roasted!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 17:07

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Coming soon: weak coffee and gross food!

Spanfeller is a twat > EL_ULY 01/12/2018 at 17:07

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this is literally the best pun I’ve hear in my entire life

crowmolly > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 01/12/2018 at 17:09

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Can’t be worse than Dunkin Donuts.

bob and john > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 01/12/2018 at 17:09

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timmies coffee took a turn for the worst when they changed suppliers. McDicks took over their old suplier and their coffee is actually pretty good these days.

Spanfeller is a twat > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/12/2018 at 17:09

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is it significantly worse than Starbucks? at least there’s a real competitor now when it comes to horrible coffee and decent food (at least Mexican Starbucks)

If I want coffee, I got Cielito or Capeltic, one is very easy to find, the other you need a red card to enter!

chaozbandit > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 17:12

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Technically no, because Tim Horton’s is owned by Burger King.

Spanfeller is a twat > For Sweden 01/12/2018 at 17:12

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Unless they (Canadians) melt first:

Spanfeller is a twat > chaozbandit 01/12/2018 at 17:13

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ah, yes... I was waiting for this comment! Please research where Restaurant Brands International is headquartered....

chaozbandit > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 17:14

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Personally I still prefer Starbucks’ americano because its significantly stronger but at $2 (for the equivalent venti size) it’s decent for a dark roast coffee. Not as dark as McDonalds, but the double double is their staple.

But I’ve been drinking TH all my life so there’s that.

Spanfeller is a twat > chaozbandit 01/12/2018 at 17:16

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I never order coffee at Starbucks, only tea and food. If I want coffee I go to Cielito which is actually good, or the organic coffee shop inside my university, which is fucking amazing and cheaper than either Starbucks or Cielito!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 17:18

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If I drank starbucks, took a leak and drank that, it would still be 5 times stronger than timmy’s.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden 01/12/2018 at 17:19

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“Sorry we burned your home there eh”

Spanfeller is a twat > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/12/2018 at 17:23

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Mexico is a very different market than Canada; here Mcdonalds and Burger King are seen as normal level restaurants, not cheap like in the US and Canada.

Starbucks is seen as a high level shop, so they have a shit ton of very different and special coffee and its substantially better than the one sold in the US*! I suppose that if Tim Hortons wishes to compete here it needs to settle itself at around the same level as Starbucks or higher!

*: Despite being substantially better than the coffee sold in the US, Mexican coffee shops and local coffee providers still make better coffee!

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 17:23

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Did they just skip the US altogether?

Also, if Starbucks is your baseline for “mediocre,” prepare for a life of disappointment. Starbucks is among the best quality multinational food joints.

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often 01/12/2018 at 17:25

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I raise you what I answered in another comment:

Mexico is a very different market than Canada; here Mcdonalds and Burger King are seen as normal level restaurants, not cheap like in the US and Canada.

Starbucks is seen as a high level shop, so they have a shit ton of very different and special coffee and its substantially better than the one sold in the US*! I suppose that if Tim Hortons wishes to compete here it needs to settle itself at around the same level as Starbucks or higher!

*: Despite being substantially better than the coffee sold in the US, Mexican coffee shops and local coffee providers still make better coffee!

Look man, with coffee it goes the way that beaches go: Miami has nice beaches... but you’re bound to loose if you’re competing with Tulum!

For Sweden > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/12/2018 at 17:28

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They said that to the natives and French as well :/

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden 01/12/2018 at 17:32

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Yeah.... oops.

cluelessk > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 17:33

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The coffee is meh. Can’t drink it black or it tastes like ass.

The food is constantly getting worse and it wasn’t good to start with.

There is Tim’s in the U.S. but mostly near the Canadian border.

SmugAardvark > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 17:48

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How do you say “poutine” in Spanish?

Follow-up, do they sell poutine in Mexico? Because they really should.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/12/2018 at 17:49

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The sun never sets on the Canadian Empire.

Only because the sun never sets in the arctic in the summer lol

Spanfeller is a twat > SmugAardvark 01/12/2018 at 17:50

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I think poutine falls under the same shameful position that tacos fall into: Its only good in the home country!

I think we just say poutine, although I’ve never seen it on sale here personally.

SmugAardvark > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 17:57

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Dang. Now I want poutine AND tacos...

Spanfeller is a twat > SmugAardvark 01/12/2018 at 17:58

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You see, this is why NAFTA should look more like the European Union; free movement of Tacos and Poutine across borders!

Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 18:08

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there is nothing better than tacos in central Mexico

SmugAardvark > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 18:11

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I’d vote for that in a heartbeat.

Spanfeller is a twat > Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No 01/12/2018 at 18:12

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Have you tried grilled Guachinango cooked seaside as you dig your feet in sand and quench your thirst with an ice cold Pacifico beer?

Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 18:54

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i was more of a coctél de camarón kind of guy

Spanfeller is a twat > Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No 01/12/2018 at 18:54

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ya pick your poison really...

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Ash78, voting early and often 01/12/2018 at 20:50

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I’ve seen Tim Hortons in the US before. Granted it was on a military base but otherwise are they not located elsewhere?

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Spanfeller is a twat 01/12/2018 at 20:53

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BaconSandwich is tasty. > SmugAardvark 01/12/2018 at 21:34

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That actually reminds me of an idea I had a while back - poutine done in the style of a taco. French fries, sour cream, cheese, a bit of shredded pork, and a drizzle of lime juice, and maybe a dash of cilantro.

SmugAardvark > BaconSandwich is tasty. 01/13/2018 at 09:52

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I’d eat exactly 17 of them.

The Compromiser > SmugAardvark 01/13/2018 at 12:32

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Now I wantpoutine IN a taco made from bacon.

Droooooolllll......